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Mc Donalds damaged my young mind ... and other nostalgia

2003 Mar 07

Ever since I was about 11, this Mc Donalds menu, part of a commercial which suggested memorizing the menu for a contest, has been etched into my brain. It is quite an embarrassing piece of knowledge. (if the song isn't already playing, click here)

Ronald McDonald
  I'ld like a Big Mac,
   Mc DLT,
   A Quarter-Pounder with some cheese,
   Filet-O-Fish, 
   A Hamburger,
   A Cheeseburger,
   A Happy Meal.

   Mc Nuggets,
   Tasty Golden French Fries,
   Regular or Larger Size,
   And Salads: Chef or Garden,
   Or a Chicken Salad Oriental.

   Big Big Breakfast,
   Egg McMuffin,
   Hot Hot Cakes,
   and Sausage.

   Maybe Biscuits,
   Bacon, Egg and Cheese,
   A Sausage,
   Danish,
   Hash Browns too.

   And for Desert
    Hot Apple Pies,
   And Sundays
    three varieties,
   A Soft Server Cone,
    3 kinds of shakes,
   And Chocolatey Chip Cookies.

   And to drink a Coca-Cola,
    Diet Coke, and Orange Drink,
   A Sprite and Coffee, Decaf too,
    A lowfat milk, also an Orange Juice.

   I love McDonalds Good Time Great Taste,
    and I get this all at one place...


   The Good time,
    great taste,
   Of Mc Donalds.

Thanks Alot, Ronald. I'll never forget the gift you have given me.

If anyone else has commited this rubbish to memory, leave a comment so I can know that I am not alone. Also, If you think I have mistaken any of the words here, let me know.. If it is going to be burned into my noggin for eternity, it may as well be accurate.

ALSO, if you can scan in the original record, I would love to put it on this page... If you do still have this record.. What's wrong with you?! Don't you throw anything out? Honestly, does this still exist anywhere in the world? If it does it may be best to burn it now! Just my $.02...

CYA time: The above mentioned song is copyright � McDonald's Corporation. McDonald's, Ronald McDonald, Big Mac, McBLT, McNuggets, McMuffin (probably) all ©, �, (or) ® of McDonalds Corporation.

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2002 Nov 20 Andrew
Like 15 years ago, I got a record in the weekend paper (yes, a bendable record) and I played it and it was this song. I lost the record and years later was trying to remember the song. I could only remember a couple of parts to the song and was trying to find it online. Thanks a lot for committing it to memory so that I could finally recall the rest of the song. I know it's silly, but I remember trying to memorize the song for the contest. I listened to it over and over again. I was like 5 or 6 then. Anyway, thanks for the memories.
2002 Dec 03 Simon
Bored at work and eating fatburgers from Micky D's, a few bars of this attrocious tune wandered through my head. High speed access and nothing else to do got me here. Now this d*mn song is stuck in my head.
2002 Dec 05 Anonymous
u r a complete loses
2002 Dec 05 Anonymous
u r a complete loser!!!!!!!
2002 Dec 05 displague
ehem.. took 2 tries to get that right, eh? Think what you will - I blame McDonalds and the saturday morning cartoons.
2002 Dec 24 spamgirl
OMG I thought I was alone! I memorized this when I was 9 andhave never forgoten it... sad, but true. Thanks for putting this up so I could see if I was still right
2003 Jan 15 stephanie
YOU ROCK CRAZY MCDONALDS GUY!!! Brings back memories of school field trips and stopping into McDonalds for lunch. Thanks a lot!
2003 Jan 16 displague
Were we all too young to win? I remember you had to be 18 to participate in the contest, but all you had to do was walk up to the counter and say it .. I think it was for a million dollars...
2003 Jan 23 MANDY
HAHA i remember this. i also got a record in the paper and basically the same thing that guy andrew said.
2003 Apr 12 ronald himself
kool
2003 Apr 25 Tom Azziz
I know it too. I still have the floppy square record somewhere, actually. My class couldn't get it together. I remember I used to play that thing hoping that somehow it'd change, and the class would get it right. you rule!
2003 May 02 displague
TOM! Can you make a copy of that and send it to me?? find my email at the bottom of this web page and let me know. Thanks...
2003 May 07 Harold the Wonder Dog
Wouldn't it be a McDLT? Cuz, that thing in the 80s that kept the hot side hot and the cold side cold didn't have bacon in it.
2003 May 08 displague
You are probably right .. I originally put McDLT put changed it after doing an internet search for the two names.
2003 May 08 solongago
I am a preschool teacher and the kids have been bringing back the old hand clapping songs that I used to know when I was young. It made me remember this. I am just glad that someone else does too. Now i don't feel like the only pathetic loser still reliving my childhood!!!
2003 May 10 displague
remember this one: "hands up in 85" clap clap "gonna get" clap clap "names of" clap clap "boys" ** "no repeats" ** "no ???" ** "no hesitation" ** "no demonstration" ** "ready" ** "let's go" ** "starting with" ** "jill" ** ... anyone?
2003 May 22 lisa
a friend and I were walking around chicago and remenesing about the "old days" and old music and I was talking about records and the mcdonalds song justs came to me. I remember having the record and playing it over and over trying to learn the menu, you were so cool if you new the mcdonalds song, I finally did!
2003 Jun 05 Karen
Thought I was the only one. I actually convinced a McDonalds to give me a free meal for singing this when I was a broke college student. By then, nobody remembered the song, but they gave me the meal any way! I still remember the whole thing too!
2003 Jul 11 g32ches@aol.com
do u know the big mac song ??? if so email it to me...thanks
2003 Jul 12 Charlene
I memorized this about 15 years ago and recently tried to remember it. Thank you for keeping me sane by remembering for me and proving to my husband it existed. Thank you so much!!
2003 Jul 13 mike
I remember the promotion and the record. I also remember working at Mc D's in high school years after the promotion and the owner making us memorize this song.
2003 Jul 14 leah
Here's what I remember of the Big Mac song. Big Mac, filet of fish, quarter pounder, french fries, thick shakes, icey coke, sundaes, and apple pies. You deserve a break today. At McDonald's we treat you right.
2003 Jul 15 Daniela
OMG I totally remember this I was probrably around 11 yrs too. Ne way I don't know, I was born in 1980 but...ne way I only knew up to regular or larger size (tasty golden french fries part) I remember reading it on a small business card type thingeee over and over and over adding one word at a time an then repeating over and over from the beginning. No one I've ever met remembered all the words you are the ultimate. They should bring that contest back, I will nominate you I swear.
2003 Jul 20 SlipperyRockBobby
This song just came to mind when I saw a McDonald's commercial. I began to sing it to my girlfriend and she thought I was wacked! Good thing I found this so I could prove it was an actual song. When was this song popular? I am 25 now and remember every word! Ha Ha, Funny how funny things like this stick with you.
2003 Aug 10 Toni
Lmao! I just wrote an entry talking about this song, and how I figured no one remembered it but me...heh. I only remember up to "bacon," though. Pretty good considering what my age must have been at the time...(born 1980)
2003 Aug 19 Jason
hey, i am 15 years, old, i dont remember it comming out cause was too young, but i recently was trying to download a version of the new big mac song...ya know, with the black people?...anyway, i say teh mcdonalds menue theme song and figured..what the hell, i memeroized it like 2 days ago and my friend found this site to me, and now i realize, im nto the only idiot who memorized the mcdonalds song
2003 Aug 19 Jason
and sorry, im not a really good typer :(
2003 Aug 22 Airk
i'm in the same boat as SlipperyBob...about 2 years ago i started singin this song as i was goin through the drive-thru. she goes" wtf? you got the menu memorized as a song?!?" all i could do was laugh ...i just showed her this site and she says "damn, this whole time i've been tellin ppl you made up a cute lil song about the menu at McDonalds." so now she gets to go tell them that i actually memorized this song, i'm not sure which is worse. Thanks Man
2003 Aug 26 Kaori-chan
I found this jingle today and I'm 15, I decided to learn it with my friend's since I work at McDonalds. You helped me. Thankies!
2003 Sep 06 Mary
So I memorized this song when I was really young, as I was born in '82. I remember tryign to memorized it cause as a kid I was sure to win the prize. Now people just laugh that I can rattle the menu off, but its really weird that the song is burned into my long term memory.
2003 Sep 18 Channy
No WAY! You're not the only one...my sister and I still remember all the words..we used to listen to that damn record over and over again
2003 Oct 06 Charlene
First off, as you can see from my earlier post, I love this song, and as many of the rest of you, I memorized it "way back when" - i'm only 25. As to the 'big mac' song (i know i sound pathetic, but we used to do this as a hand jive thing), and it went: Big Mac, McDLT, Quarter Pounder, French Fries, Icey Cokes, Thick shakes, sundaes, and apple pies, it's a good time for the great taste of two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese,, pickles onions on a sesame seed bun. It's a good time for the great taste of McDonalds. I know this makes me sound pathetic, but I swear I have a life now, lolol.
2003 Oct 08 Stubacka
had it in my head for too long...
2003 Oct 13 jingledude
i found a digital recording of this like two days ago on the web, it is mighty catchy. I think i found it by searching google for catchy jingles, it was on a site full of jingles from years gone by. Most humerous and nostalgic. if you cant find it post your email and ill send it to you.
2003 Oct 16 ~*GiNa*~
this is stupid but my sis LUVS THIS STUPID SONG!! i mean it. she is literally obsessed with it! And e me @ ginamcho@hotmail.com
2003 Oct 18 Shannon - DE
I've looked on Ebay trying to find this record. I thought I was the only one who remembered it too. The only words I remember are "filet o' fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger" and I remember that the recprd was square. I was born in '80 so I guess I was too young to know that this record might be worth something some day. I'm ecstatic!! smilomarie@iwon.com
2003 Nov 24 Adrianne from Costa Rica
hi if it makes you happy here's a web page where you can listen this 1988 menu song... http://www.geocities.com/foodedge/jingles5.html
2003 Nov 24 Adrianne
i forgot to give my e-mail adriannesp@costarricense.cr
2003 Dec 12 hambergler
since my childhood i have been obsessed with the hambergler. i always thought there was something wrong with me, but after seeing this page boy was i wrong. well i must say this page is fantastic. keep up the excellent work. PS. why isnt there a pic of the hambergler? or at lease the McD's gang.
2003 Dec 15 Andy
I had it in my head to (well the first few paragraphs) not the entire thing...
2003 Dec 16 Joe..
it's crap like this that should be banned from the internet... This song is going to stuck in my head all day... AHhhhhhhhHHHhhH....
2003 Dec 22 megan
My mom works at a mcds and shes manager i love it i get free foo and ur the best ronald!!!!!
2003 Dec 29 Angela
THank you for remebering it all. I could not recall what was after "tasty golden french fries" I used to have the little album....
2003 Dec 30 equinox^
Nobody remembers this song existing. I wish I didn't. :(
2004 Jan 04 Derek W
Its not McBLT its McDLT
2004 Jan 07 crempala@ci.berwyn.il.us
can i please find out how many calories are in the fruit parfait? i am on a diet and do not want to give up my parfait.
2004 Jan 21 hellfudge
My wife has most of it memorized. I honestly don't remember it at all.
2004 Jan 22 Allison
I loved this song! Thanks for putting this on a web site!
2004 Jan 28 Sped
We are small cub who remember this song
2004 Jan 28 Sped
We are small club who remember this song
2004 Jan 31 Sissi mannhahn
what about what ?
2004 Feb 01 Julie
I occasionally remember this song a long time ago. A couple years ago, I went to look for the record and could not find it. it. I sing the song every once in awhile but only get up to the Hot Cakes part. Thanks for helping me remember the past!
2004 Feb 04 Matt James
Believe it or not, my Dad still has this stupid, yet lovable, square record sitting in his study back home. I fondly remember this campaign and tried to memorize it, but alas, it didn't stick, and didn't work I guess sense I still don't eat at McDonalds when something else is available. None the less, it was good times. I think I'll have some Mickey D's today, just because of this song. Guess it DID work afterall.
2004 Feb 07 di418
This is too funny. I still remember this jingle from how many years ago? And I'm 24 now!
2004 Feb 11 m2tbone
I remember memorizing that song when I was in the 5th grade. To this day, I still remember the entire song with no problems, and I'm now 26. I was so shocked to see that there were actually others who had done the same. It was great to actually hear the recording again.
2004 Feb 20 Dr. tooth
This song kicked ass! I stole several copies to see if I could win. Everyone at my office (that is over the age of 25 remembered it)
2004 Feb 25 katie
do you have prices on you food ?
2004 Feb 25 Cock Sucker
Fuck You!
2004 Feb 29 drew
This is how I remember the song from age 6! Big mac mcdeal cheese a quarter-pounder with some cheese, filet-o-fish a hamburger a cheeseburger a happy meal, mcnuggets tasty golden fresh regarden? or a chicken salad oriental big b breakfast hot o cakes and sunday 2 varieties, a drink of coca-cola diet coke and orange sprite..... good time great taste at mcdonalds.......lol...I was 6
2004 Mar 11 Kimberfly
OMG! thats soo fuuny! I was just singin it to my buddy at work and i couldnt remember all the words, then i found you!! and now we sing it like we sing "let your back bone slide" you rock!! gotta love them 'ol tunes!
2004 Mar 12 god
you're fucking psycho!
2004 Mar 16 marly mar
I remember this song quite well and the reason I found this site was to see if I had all the words right. Thanks for the update.
2004 Mar 22 OGMGOOGMGOMGOMG
F L M A O yayayyayayayaayayy
2004 Mar 24 jama1canbeauty
Me and my sister used to sit in the living room and sing this song allll the time....i cant believe there is a group of people out there that still remembers this! thats a lil sick but cool at the same time...at least we have each other...lol
2004 Mar 26 matt
i have the song
2004 Mar 30 Jered
Yes, I know it, and have never been able to forget it. I'm glad to see this on the net.
2004 Apr 11 ashley
hey ya all i love matt
2004 Apr 11 ashley
hey losers
2004 Apr 13 MUTHA FUKER
Y THE FUCK R U SPREADING BULLSHIT HOW R U "SUPPOSED" to win a million dollars a million dollars my ass!HAHAHA
2004 Apr 13 jeab
i love MACS
2004 Apr 14 moz
i hate mcdonalds, but i still remember this damned song!
2004 Apr 14 moz
it's definitely McDLT: http://library.law.columbia.edu/music_plagiarism/045/045.html
2004 Apr 18 gillian
man, i ALWAYS had this song somewhere in my head and i knew there was some contest having to do with it. i totally remember when i was a kid trying to learn it all... and now i know it!! ya, too much time on my hands.
2004 Apr 21 Jessica
. . .and all this time i thought i was alone
2004 Apr 23 morgan
how many calories are in a big mac
2004 May 04 Ady
I love the tune
2004 May 07 matt
hey yo. i have that mug memorized since i was in junior high yo. i have the record! i just have to find it. it's in the middle of a Cracked Magazine and I know I have it in my junk I've been looking.
2004 May 07 Anonymous
mcdeal meal
2004 Jun 01 student
it helped me with a school project so i guess you pulled through in the clutch way to go babay
2004 Jun 25 Joon
Oh lord... I used to sing this constantly on the bus ride home... from elementary school!!!
2004 Jul 06 Ray
My mother recently brought me a box of my old stuff since they're moving...inside of one of them was a mcdonalds record I pulled out of the paper. I think it has the big mac song on it, though, not this one. Think it's worth ebaying?
2004 Jul 07 constance tupper
this is awesome..i am 29 yrs old and this song has also been in my head foeever...i could never remembered how it ended..and often thought of looking on the internet..i am glad i did..and i am glad i am not alone either ;)
2004 Jul 13 Colin
this is awesome! I still have that little square record! I remember the contest being that if the group on the record was able to get the jingle correct, you won the big money (a million, i think?) If you were able to memorize it, you could sing it at the counter and get a free big mac, or your meal, or something. of course, my record isn't a winner. good times...
2004 Jul 21 sumone
ur a loser yo memorize a gay song
2004 Jul 26 Lesa
Ha! This is too funny. Yes we are all losers and dorks, but we are so freaking cool to at least admit it :) I got here looking for the old Big Mac Hand Jive I used to do as a kid. Do you remember? You have to do it with a friend sitting across from you and you both do this special hand jive while singing: "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheeze, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun". I cannot remember how to do the whole bit to show my daughters and I cannot find anything on the web about it, do you remember how to do it?
2004 Aug 09 Jamie
LMAO, OMG, I always got up to Big Big Breakfast and couldn't remember the rest!! I was 6 when they came out with this promotion and, this is kind of sick, I learned the whooooole song. It's a little ridiculous that I remember as much as I do now at age 22, but thank you for refreshing my memory!
2004 Sep 08 edcs10
FYI I memorized this in the 8th grade bcs I was so bored. I didn't realize I could win anything from it, but at a basketball game, our team stopped by a McD's inMoses Lake, WA, and I was dared to show off my new talent. I won anything I wanted offf the meal. Thanks for posting the words so i could "refresh!"
2004 Sep 12 turkois_moonlyte@hotmail.com
just downloaded the song for some odd reason and searched google for the lyrics becuase its really been bugging me that i dont know it...so i looked it up and found this. pathetically i am WANTING to know this. haha. just thought id let you know that you arent as pathetic as some of us. haha. -moonlyte*
2004 Sep 25 Julie
yay! this was going through my head today and I couldn't remember all the words... alas, google brought me to you. Thanks :) the "filet-o-fish" part is burned in my memory. And I don't even like those. ;) juljewel@yahoo.com
2004 Sep 30 Angel
Oh man...I'm always singing that first paragraph whenever anyone mentions McD's.. it is annoying isn't it! LOL
2004 Oct 12 Eahab
yup, I got the record in the newspaper when I was 9, and i memorized the whole thing except a couple of lines I mess up a little bit. can't get it out of my head. The contest was not to memorize it for a million dollars, everyone would have done it... what happened was on the record a guy is teaching a class of several people the song. And the class is supposed to sing the song correctly. If they do you win a million dollars by showing ur record to a store. first they mess it up real fast... then the teacher gives them a second chance and they sing it flawlessly almost all the way to the end. They say "I love McDonalds good time great taste and..." then they all disparage and mess up. At least that's what happened on my record. Maybe one of you won the million dollars :-)
2004 Oct 30 Kirsten
Awesome...I could not remember all the lyrics and it was really bugging me. I remembered most parts and did a search on the web. Thank God for your page!!
2004 Nov 12 Kristin
add another dorky 10 year old to your list of people who memorized this song!!
2004 Nov 21 Anonymous
I should've tried Google a long time ago! I've been trying to remember this song! Thanks for bringing back some great memories from my senior year of high school...
2004 Nov 29 Captainhook
argh, i had this song stuck in my head since i was 7...that was such a long time ago too...argh =/
2004 Nov 30 Kenny
I TOTALLY remember this song... and was actually searching for the lyrics of it when i found your site. We must be about the same age, b/c I was real young when the song came out too. They used to give out the records of it, and if the "choir" on the tape got all the way through the song, you won! I don't remember what exactly, but some prize. Anyway, rock on... totally brought me back to my childhood!
2004 Dec 29 Anonymous
cool song it still rocks
2005 Jan 06 Troy
Absolutely incredible! I can't believe that after all these years there is still other people out there who know this song by heart! Sickening actually... You have the words PERFECT. Verbatum. Do you remember that not only did it come with that square floppy record, but it also printed the lyrics out on the advertisment. Wasn't there also a deal that if you could go in and say this all in one breath that you would get a free meal?
2005 Jan 09 Sped
What happened to the sound? Bring the sound back.
2005 Jan 26 Larua
HA! yes every word burned into my head forever- I just won the record off ebay-$ .50- I just had to hear it again- yes i know - SO SAD!!
2005 Feb 04 miss mako
GREAT SITE BOYZ/GIRLZ
2005 Feb 06 mike
not totaly accurate as i remember it i think mc chicken goes where you have happy meal !
2005 Feb 07 Marques

Mike, the only innaccuracies (which I'm not sure are innaccurate) are the begining where I add "I'ld like a ", and at the end when I say "The Good time, great taste..."

You can confirm everything else yourself by listening to the Real Audio clip linked above where it says 'click here'.

By the way, I wrote this page long before anyone ever sent me the record or a link to the sound clip. *pats self on back*

2005 Feb 07 a fellow psycho
thank you for having this up...I have been trying to remember the lyrics all day (I have no life)
2005 Feb 08 nobody
Thank you for the song. I was hoping somebody in the world had to have a recording of it. I remember listening to it when I was abot 9 or 10, hearing the class getting almost to the end of the song, getting my hopes up, then failing.
2005 Feb 21 Naomi
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERED THAT!! This is wonderful, I am not crazy! I ask people if they remeber that and they look at me like I belong in the nut house (hmm) That is how I got to this site, a co-worker thought I was kidding about the song, I had to prove that yes it is a real song and yes there really was a little 45 record. Hey Remeber the Fruit Loops record & song?? Thanks
2005 Feb 22 Rose
I don't remember this one, but unfortunately I can still sing, "Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun!" I didn't know that the whole menu could be memorized! My vegetarian, nonpreservative mind is reeliing.
2005 Feb 22 the Shadow
what about that >
2005 Mar 01 Jonathan Rice
I was about 10 when this came out. I can remember it coming in the sunday news paper. I can also remember all the kids at school trying to sing it. I still remember everything upto the "McDonalds tasty golden fries" part!
2005 Mar 07 anonymousdrew
OHH GAWD! I am glad there are others who know this dang song! It's sad that I can completly remember this thing (I was probably in 4th or 5th grade) yet I can't remember anything else (like what I ate yesterday, or which girl I first had a crush on). "Cocaine's a hellova drug" - Rick James/Chapelle Show
2005 Apr 08 Kimberly
Thank God I'm not alone!! I memorized it when I was like 8 and it has always stayed in my memory!!!
2005 Apr 11 Lil One
I Love Mcdonald's no matter what others try to say to put them down.
2005 Apr 11 Kelarie Bellard
Mcdonalds go hard. Me and my girlfriend go eat out there all the time cuz thats all i acan afford.lol
2005 Apr 14 Anonymous
The sandwich was a Mc DLT not a Mc Blt
2005 Apr 21 chris
they have the record for auction on ebay search for mcdonalds song. they even got a mint never used one
2005 Apr 21 Dave
Dude, I totally remember the commercial where the guy goes up to order and sings the song, cant believe I found a clip, cheers to the rest of us losers
2005 May 05 Smartacus
I've had this stupid song in my head for 16 years now....... the Canadian version was slightly different though - Happy meal was replaced with McChicken, the 4th verse (replacing biscuits), was "maybe omelette mcmuffin, and 3 kinds of danish, hash browns too", and we didn't have decaf or lowfat milk, it was "hot chocolate, maybe apple orange or grapefruit juice" It's so sad that I can remeber this crap.
2005 May 07 jess
do you think you have anymore of a life making a site on how its stuck to your memory, and putting it on your site for other people to get it stuck in there heads... yeah your cool =D
2005 May 11 Shana
I was telling my friend about this, but I only remembered up to Chicken Salad Oriental. Thanks to you, I got to hear this ridiculous song again, I got to see the rest of the song and lastly, I got the chance to prove to my friend that this was actually REAL. lol
2005 May 12 Kelli
Thanks for posting this...I couldn't remember the last parargraph, but to my amazement, I remembered every word up until that point. None of my friends can remember this...I remember begging my parents to let me say it in front of the cashiers...we didn't eat out much when I was a kid. Thanks again...fun to remember the past.
2005 May 18 Nikki
I know it too...have had it memorized as long as you have...pretty pathetic aren't we??!!
2005 May 18 Nikki
2 all beef patties special sauce lettus cheese pickles on a sesame seed bun.
2005 Jun 08 Mom of 2
I can't believe there is another poor soul out there that remembers the stupid words to this song! (LOL). I've had it running thru my head now for a VERY long time, even tried teaching it to my kids... isn't that sad!?!
2005 Jun 14 A McCrew member
Its a very, erm, addictive tune. Here in the McDUK region, not a lot of people know it. Anyway. Thanks for the lyrics, I'll be able to drive my fellow McCo-workers up the wall now!
2005 Jul 18 UZi
Thanx for posting this, you are not insaine, I rember it to when I was like 8
2005 Aug 06 Chelsea
I wasn't even alive when this came out and it will forever know the lyrics. I learned it with my friend when I was in third grade. It is really is kind of embarrasing to know this song. But it comes in useful to impress/scare people.
2005 Sep 04 lovemyolmcrecord
I believe there was some sort of subliminal message in that record. I also still know the whole song and have to listen to my record once a few years. I had almost forgot about it until I stumbled across this sight. If you want a copy of the song from original record just let me know. stcofficesolutions@sbcglobal.net
2005 Sep 19 Justin
Meh?
2005 Sep 20 Shawtime
Dude my friends think i'm crazy for knowing the words to this song. Everytime we're drunk and going to mcdonalds they make me sing it into the drive thru, glad to know I'm not the only one
2005 Oct 09 Naomi
I know it off by heart...sadly!
2005 Oct 13 anonymousdrew
OHH GAWD! I am glad there are others who know this dang song! It's sad that I can completly remember this thing (I was probably in 4th or 5th grade) yet I can't remember anything else (like what I ate yesterday, or which girl I first had a crush on). "Cocaine's a hellova drug" - Rick James/Chapelle Show
2005 Oct 18 Kim
Oh my god I have known this song since 5th grade. I played it over and over until I knew the whole thing by heard and I have always claimed it as my talent and I thought I was the only person who still knew the whole thing! I guess not. Its good to know taht all these years I was singing all of the words exactly right!
2005 Oct 19 Heidi
holy crap....I love you! i though i was the only one!!!!
2005 Oct 21 me
Count me in too - my version is different though, maybe a Canadian version?
2005 Oct 24 mike nizz
i also got this record in the Sunday paper. After listening to it twice its been in my head FOREVER. How can a piece of crap song like this be stuck and my enitire memory of high school be gone? But seriously guys.....I love Ronald. I love Big Macs. I shoulda won the prize. Can I still enter any where...any one??? I love you.
2005 Nov 26 Erika Hunt
I Never Never thought about it that way, For 20 years I have been tricked to have their menu memorized!!!
2005 Nov 27 Princess Tessy
OMG... I luv u! NOONE I know remembers it but me! its definitely McDLT, but WOW anyway! I was so mad when I realized my mom had thrown out my garbage pail kids and other old things including this song! now I have it back!!! For the first time since I was seven, I can hear this song!! Thank u so much!!!
2005 Nov 30 greysilvergrey
Yes, my man, the song is burned into my mind, too. Those floppy square of a record still plays somewhere in the recesses of my brain, and, since I can\'t remember all of the words, I decided to Google--voila! Here I am. So, as Robin Williams put it, \"Thank you for that stroll down amnesia lane.\"
2005 Dec 05 pinklotus1484
who won the million dollars?
2005 Dec 12 Tina
I have been trying to find this song for a fast food school project, I was wondering if you would be willing to email it to me. This is the only person I found who had more than just the lyrics. Please help, I\'m having trouble saving it. I will try and email you.
2005 Dec 16 Kris
I had to memorize something for marketing and present to the class... i did this :S
2005 Dec 20 Kurt
I, too, memorized this when I was 8 or 9. It\'s been committed to my memory ever since, and will be till I die. The poster that said it was a Mc\"D\"LT is right. McDonalds never had a sandwich dubbed the \"McBLT\". Nevertheless, thanks for hosting the song!
2005 Dec 20 alexia
i have been thinking about this for awhile you are not alone. i remember saying it at mcdonalds to get a free meal
2005 Dec 27 k4g0me
ooooh my....lord...Ive had this song in my head forever...i cant forget it...which makes i weird because i memorized it in 89 and havent heard it since but i can still sing it....
2005 Dec 29 logan johnson
Your food is the best! Its so good that i could eat it every day ! thanks for everything you made for ME!
2006 Mar 24 Ronald
When I was seventeen, I jerked off to that song for, like, two whole summers!
2006 Apr 05 Dan
I loved this song ever since the first time I heard it
2006 Apr 10 -S-
I was having a dream last night and there was a trivia question in it... whoever could sing this won... NO ONE else (in the dream) even remember this ever existed... so I won of course. Damn it! I can\'t believe it stuck with me!
2006 Jun 06 Anonymous
i have this gay song stuck in my head too
2006 Jun 19 Anonymous
Loved that commercial. I\'d love to see a video of it. Anyone know where to find it?
2006 Jul 01 Anonymous
I can find stroll wed site on the Mcdonald.How do I find it?
2006 Jul 10 Anonymous
The only thing that really pissed me off was that I wasn\'t old either to qualify for the contest. I was only in 5th grade at the time and remember wishing I was 18 so I could be on TV! ;-) And win Free meals for a year!
2006 Aug 22 Anonymous
2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion on a seasame seed bun. Big Mac competion in early 90\'s Australia
2006 Aug 28 Anonymous
thanks! my husband and i were reminiscing about this silly jingle the other day. glad to find the entire song online!
2006 Oct 04 Anonymous
This tune would pop into my head from time-to-time. I could never get past \"chicken salad oriental\". I guess now it would be \"chicken salad asian\". If they did this contest now they\'d probably get sued for not putting the nutrition facts into the song. I can\'t believe you have the audio. That rocks.
2006 Oct 13 Myla
OMG I loved this song! I was the coolest kid and knew the song by heart. LOL brings back childhood memories.
2007 Jan 03 Tara
omg I totally remember this song... it was on the paper place mats too! Its etched in my brain also!
2007 Feb 14 joe
I remember getting this in the Sunday paper. I cut it out a played it on my grandma\'s record player over and over until I got it memorized. I then impressed everyone at school with my memory. I have no idea why, but somehow this got locked in my long-term-never-forget-even-if-I-get-alzheimers memory. Guess you can remember more when you\'re a kid. For some reason I\'ve been thinking about it for the last week and googled it to see if anyone else remembered. Thanks for the memories - guess I\'m not the only one
2007 Mar 21 DJT
A co-worker just asked what I wanted for lunch & out of nowhere I started spouting off: \\\"I\\\'d like a Big Mac, McDLT, a Quarter-Pounder with some cheese, Filet-O-Fish, a Hamburger, a Cheeseburger, a Happy Meal.... (He asked if I had Tourette\\\'s.) Damn, 20 years later & I still remember the song... and running out to grab the Sunday paper to see if I got the \\\"Million Dollar Record\\\". Was I the only kid that almost had a Myocardial Infarct when the class damn near got it right the second time??? Thanks for the memories!
2007 Mar 22 LunazStarr
I have the same memory as Andrew and it just blows me away! I had a record too and could only remember the first 2 verses, lol. Thanks for bringing back the memories!
2007 Apr 24 Tarasita
I was 11 when this song came out too...I thought I was crazy to still remember the bendy record that came in the paper. And yes, I was one who nearly had a heart attack when I thought the class was going to \"get it\" the second time!!! :)
2007 Apr 27 DudeMuffin
God. I still sing it to this day. The first verse is the only one i only remember anyway.
2007 Jun 06 Elizabeth
I too learned the McDonald\\\'s song when I was little! I was sitting in the car the other night while my husband was pumping gas and a McDonald\\\'s caught my eyes. It brought back that song into my head. I asked my husband if he had ever heard of it or the contest they had a long time ago and he said no. I also remember the flimsy record they inserted in the weekend paper as well as the paper \\\"placemat\\\" (the ones they put on the trays in the restuarant) that has the whole menu represented with words and pictures. I still have both (somewhere). I did end up quoting the \\\"menu\\\" to him for his listening enjoyment. It is amazing how our mind remembers bizarre things like that after soooo many years. I am glad others remember it too. Sometimes when I remember things, I think I made it up in my head, when in fact it really happened! Thanks for sharing...
2007 Jun 07 markwright2005@gmail.com
Where do I send images of the record?
2007 Jun 11 %u
Send the picture to the email address on the bottom of the page. I own the record now, but haven\'t scanned it yet.
2007 Jul 23 David K.
Thank you thank you thank you for posting all of this song. I remember it from childhood and forgot all about the paper record until this article. I had that record and actually thought I was awesome for knowing most of the song. I remember they even printed the lyrics on the paper they put on the trays at one point and I kept that for a long freaking time too.
2007 Aug 28 steve
wasn\\\'t there another one about the same time as the big mac song that was shorter? something to the effect of big mac, fillet-o-fish, quarter pounder french fries....
2007 Sep 11 An eighth grader
I\'d just like to say I have been trying to find this song forever!! My teacher was talking about it and we were all soooooo confused!!!
2007 Nov 08 suck it
suck my huge big mac biotchhhhhhhh
2007 Nov 08 bitchy bitch
u suck you dumb bitch. u don\'t know goods taste it anything. so go fuck yourself andhave fun with it! have a good time!
2007 Nov 08 bitchy bitch
i put my french fries in my frosty bioct suck ittttttttttttt lick da chesse shesse burgers
2007 Nov 08 bitchy bitch
dwere do babies come from do u hav little clown chrildrennn do they suck your frosty????
2007 Nov 08 i<3 big mac
u hatta big mac rox my sox of yo
2008 Jan 12 Keith
been singing it for years, but i hadn\'t ever checked if my memory was coorect on the lyrics... apparently it is :)